In the dock

I will be appearing at The Courthouse in Leeds Town Hall on Wednesday 20th June at 10.15am.

There, I shall be cross-examined by local pupils about my new novel, Inside the Cage. My co-defendant is Sam Mills, author of the mighty fine The Boys Who Saved the World. I understand a verdict will be given, which may lead to us being sent down.

Naturally, I will yell abuse at the judge on being led away, and claim I have been 'done up like a kipper'.